Eff's Rambles (Archive)


Dance, worms! Dance! (Inspired by)

I really should quit
Before I start to babble this shit

Creativity has nary been to me lent
But how could I know with a mind so greatly bent?

There once was man with the surname Hurly
Who had a wife named Shirly
She was quite a bitch
She killed him and put him in a ditch
Please don't call me Surely

Too much caffeine makes one think
Of things obscene
Like the crap I've posted on your screen.

There once was a man name Chuck
About him most didn't give a fuck
except for the new guy Joe
But how was he to know
Of Chuck and her nip tuck?

I'm too lazy to think of more
I shall now shut this stupid door.


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